This account can kiss my ass.


Heres my new one:

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Cant view naked people until Im 18. What kind of crap is that?

Im finally 16

But I seem to feel younger...

Meh

BRING ON THE GIFTS!

I managed to do 1000 fucking questions. Oy.




The Basics

1. First name
Alisha

2. Age
15

3. Gender
Fem

4. Happy with it?
Not totally

5. The current time is?
4:57pm

6. Eye color
I'll just say hazle

7. Happy with it?
At times

8. If not, what would you change it to?
A gorgeous blue

9. Hair color
Blackish brown

10. Happy with it?
No, it will be black and blue pretty soon...Maybe...I hope...

11. If not, what would you change it to?
...Blue

12. Hair length
Jesus I had some weird dreams last night

13. Hair style
Its a mohawk still, kinda

14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
...

15. What color?
Red, blue, purple, green, black, blonde

16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
Used to

17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
God...My hair was about to fall out

18. Are you clean-shaven?
Um?

19. What's your body type?
Gigantic?

20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere?
Short

21. Thin or full lips?
My lips are in between

22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
Right now its thin since I dont have all of my hair

23. Have you ever had lice?
Yeah, when I was little. I dont really remember it.

24. How old were you?
...Like 5?

25. Nicknames
Ali and Mother

26. Happy with them?
Not with Ali

27. Aliases
Isnt that...the same thing?

28. What made you choose them?
I didnt

29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Mom told me it would be Mathew

30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
Something cool and unique and suave and such

31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
Yeah, its cursed

32. What heritage does your first name imply?
American?

33. Middle name
...

34. Last name
Irish

35. Place of birth
Riverside dumpster

36. Date of birth
Sept 28

37. Nationality
Irish, german

38. Were you named after anyone?
In a sense

39. Who?
A collection of people

40. What side of the family does your name come from?
Both

41. Did your parents immigrate?
Nope

42. How about your grandparents?
My Grandfather did to escape the holocaust

43. Your great grandparents?
On my moms side

44. Farther back into your family?
That would be my dads side

45. Where did they emmigrate from?
Ireland

46. Where did they immigrate to?
America? Duh?

47. Skin color
Snow

48. What's your facial structure like?
Round

49. Height
Short

50. Happy with it?
No

51. Weight
A lot

52. Happy with it?
Eh

53. How old are your parents?
Old

54. What's your father's name?
Stephen Scott

55. Your mother's?
Robyn Lynn

56. Do you have any siblings?
No ma'am

57. How old are they?


58. What are their names?


59. Do you get along with your family?
Mostly, no

60. Do you wish they were different?
No

61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
My cousin

62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
My Grandfather

63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
Not that I know of

64. If so, why?


65. Who do you get along with most?
My Grandma



Favorites

66. Color
Blue

67. Month
June

68. Year
1999

69. Decade
Ive only been alive for one and a half

70. Century


71. Millenium


72. Animal
Polar Bear

73. Movie
Too many

74. Book
Bleh, The Outsiders

75. River
Side...?

76. Lake
...

77. Ocean
None

78. Country
Ireland

79. City
Riverside

80. State
California

81. Province


82. Place to go in your neighborhood
Um, my room

83. Person
My kids

84. Relative
Grandma

85. Pet
None...

86. Actor
Johnny Depp

87. Actress
None

88. Celebrity
Meh

89. Musician
Ehhh

90. Singer
EHHH

91. Band
This one I can answer, Blue October

92. Movie genre
I dont know

93. Book genre
Um...realistic fiction?

94. Play genre
Musicals

95. Play
Dunno

96. Musical
lolhairspray

97. Poem
Well

98. Writer
Um

99. Song
Too many

100. Sport
Swimming, Ice skating

101. Drink
Cola

102. Food
Chicken

103. Brand of cereal
Uhhh Trix? No...

104. Candy bar
Eh

105. Disney princess
This ones hard...The Native American, the Indian, the Asian, and the lazy bitch

106. Disney prince
They all look exactly the same

107. Disney villain
Mmm..

108. Disney character
I dont know

109. CD
My Blue October discs

110. Director
...

111. Videogame
...

112. Computer game
...

113. Game
...

114. Board game
Backgammon

115. Word game
Scrabble?

116. Clothing style
Grunge

117. Truth or dare question
Truth

118. Fairy tale
Um Ed Gein

119. Lullaby
Ugh

120. Holiday
None

121. Mythological creature
Genies

122. Miscellaneous item
Necklaces

123. Storybook character


124. Movie character
I dont know

125. Play character


126. Musical character


127. College


128. Football team


129. Soccer team


130. Tennis player


131. Hockey team


132. Basketball team


133. Baseball team


134. Swimmer


135. Track star


136. Vegetable
Corn, brocolie, or potatoes

137. Fruit
Pear

138. Toothpaste brand
Aquafresh

139. Type of computer
Ummm

140. Medication
Midol

141. Poison
Mmmm

142. Type of sword
Sharp ones?

143. Type of gun
Hand guns...?

144. Planet
Venus

145. Space feature
Universes

146. Breed of cat
...

147. Dog
Husky

148. Spider
Hate em

149. Fish
Um

150. Penguin
None

151. Species of crustacean
Uhhh

152. Arachnid
None

153. Insect
None

154. Pair of socks
Uh, ankle high white ones?

155. Scooby-Doo character
Shaggy

156. Spongebob Squarepants character
Spongebob? Duh?

157. Quote
"But maybe lifes not for everyone"

158. Adage
?

159. President
Lincoln

160. Astrological sign
Libra, of course

161. Chinese zodiac sign
Ram

162. Number
3

163. Short story


164. Word
Fuck

165. Definition
Of that word? Theres numerous

166. Time period
Now

167. Dictionary brand
Uh who cares so long as it has the word Im looking for

168. Series of books


169. Publishing company


170. Illustrator


171. Artist


172. Childhood story


173. Childhood memory
I hate most of them

174. Facial expression
Insane?

175. Serial killer
Ed

176. Medieval torture device
Chinese Water Torture

177. Instrument
Bass or drums

178. Brand of chocolate
...

179. Candy


180. Brand of candy


181. Time of day
Night

182. Codename Amour and Adori use


183. Letter
y

184. Inside joke
Branch

185. Joke
...

186. Scent
Cherry

187. Onomotapoeia
Blerp

188. Alliteration
Sixteen Sexy Sinks



Dislikes

189. Least favorite color
Brown

190. Animal
Giraffe

191. Number
Even numbers

192. President
Bush

193. Actor


194. Actress


195. Director


196. Celebrity


197. Artist


198. Illustrator


199. Poet


200. Writer


201. Band


202. Musician
James Blunt

203. Singer
Paris Hilton

204. Food
Celery

205. Fruit
Pineapple

206. Vegetable
..Celery

207. Candy
Chocolate

208. Candy bar


209. Brand of chocolate
Hershey

210. Skittles flavor
Yellow

211. Month
December

212. Year
Meh

213. Decade


214. Century


215. Millenium


216. Era
The one over there

217. Time period


218. Battle of the Civil War
Hmm all of it?

219. War
Um

220. Battle of WWII


221. Battle of American Revolution


222. Genius


223. Genus of plant
The fuck?

224. Flower
Sunflowers

225. Tree
Palm

226. Hair color
Brown with blonde highlights

227. Eye color
Brown

228. Fairy tale
Snow White

229. Disney princess
^

230. Disney villain
Dude I just realized I love Jafar

231. Disney prince
Snow Whites prince, what a Necro

232. Movie character


233. Play character


234. Book character


235. Musical character


236. Play


237. Musical


238. Person


239. Brand of cereal
Cap'n Crunch

240. Brand of battery
Energizer

241. Mental illness
Al...That one word where theres forgetfulness

242. Medication
ADD stuff

243. Serial killer
I dunno

244. Poison
Mmm

245. Type of sword
I have no idea

246. Type of gun
Rifle

247. Toothpaste brand
Crest

248. Scent
Seafood

249. Taste
Metalic

250. Sound
Dishes

251. Sexual position
Missionary

252. Article of clothing
Skirts



The Ideal Mate

253. Male or Female?
Female

254. Hair length/color
Medium to long, brunette

255. Hair style
Straight

256. Eye color
Blue, green, light brown

257. Skin color
White as snow or dark as night

258. Any makeup?
Sure, girls tend to like that sort of thing

259. Clothing style
Grungy or girly, maybe a mix

260. Shy or outgoing?
Shy around stangers but outgoing with me

261. Happy or depressed?
A healthy mix

262. Funny or serious?
I need humor

263. Abusive or kind?
Im kind of tired of abuse

264. Respectful or perverted?
Im done with perverts

265. Completely describe their personality
Kind, giving, girly, funny, talkative, pacient, romantic, affectionate, dark

266. Ideal height
Girls need to be shorter or the same heigh as me

267. Ideal weight
Not too skinny, not bigger than me

268. Body type
^

269. Completely describe their appearances
It varies. I like hips though.

270. This is another space if you need it
...Looks arent that damn important

271. Cup size or condom size
Um at least a B I guess

272. Masochistic or sadistic?
Sadistic

273. Conformist or nonconformist?
I want someone who doesnt try to hard to be a nonconformist, thats just stupid

274. Artistic or athletic?
Artistic

275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
Smarter than me would be nice so I could learn something from time to time

276. Complex or simple?
Complex, keeps it fun

277. What would their hobbies be?
Something artistic, myspace [lol], nightlife stuff

278. Interests?
Some that match mine

279. Obsessions
So long as theyre not obsessed with materials or self image, Im good

280. Would they hug you often?
Duh, affectionate

281. Kiss you often?
Yeah

282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
Not like...every hour

283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
I thought I did but whatever, shit happens

284. Or as close as someone can get?
...

285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
I really dont want to have sex ever again...

286. Are you in love with your ideal mate?
The ideal mate is impossible to find

287. What will you do together?
Talk, movies, music, walks

288. Your ideal date
Something calm but different

289. Your ideal wedding
Ugh

290. How many kids?
None thanks

291. What will their names be?
We'll get dogs...

292. What do you think they would look like?
Furry

293. Will you even have kids?
...

294. If not, why?


295. Will you even get married?
Not legally

296. If no, why?
Legal marriages are link jinxing it

297. Are you taken or single?
Single


What Do You Think Of

298. Ugly people?
Sucks for them?

299. Pretty people?
Depends on the kind of pretty

300. Bald people?
Ew

301. Scrawny African children?
AIDS

302. Religion?
Good to have

303. Politics?
Good to know

304. Abortion?
Pro

305. Church?
Go for it

306. Separation of church and state?
Definitally

307. Blondes?
Eh, innocent or stupid. Of course, theres exceptions

308. Brunettes?
Sexy

309. Redheads?
Depends

310. Mainstream rock?
Sure why not

311. Abercrombie?
Horrible music

312. Pop music?
Nsync

313. Classic rock?
Annoys me sometimes

314. Roleplaying?
No

315. Emo music?
No

316. Ignorance?
Hate it

317. Stupidity?
Is stupid

318. Mental retardation?
Sucks

319. Friends?
Mine suck

320. Disrespect?
Dont disrespect a pimp

321. Immaturity?
Hate it

322. Republicans?
Hate them, too

323. Democrats?
Eh, better than Rebublicans

324. George W. Bush?
Hattteee

325. Your mom?
Dude, shut up

326. This survey?
A little long

327. Painted walls?
So long as its not painted white

328. Drugs?
Are bad, mmkay. But who cares.

329. Alcohol?
Gross

330. Prostitution?
Mmm

331. Premarital sex?
Hah...

332. Teenage sex?
Mistakes

333. People?
More hate

334. Your classmates?
I dont have any at the moment

335. Your co-workers?


336. Your school?
Grocery store

337. Your family?
Could be better

338. My family?
SUCKS

339. Your mental health?
Could be better

340. My mental health?
SUCKS

341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
Cute

342. Your life?
Needs improvement

343. My life?
SUCKS

344. The color green?
Dull

345. Pickles?
No

346. Food?
Its edible

347. Electricity?
How else could I be doing this survey?

348. Niagra falls?
Cool beans

349. Cataracts?
Dunno

350. Bridges?
Scurry

351. Braces?
I need them

352. Dictionairies?
Are fat

353. Television?
Is good past time sometimes I guess

354. Fairy tales?
What is with your fucking obsession with fairy tales?

355. Hollywood?
Id love to be apart of it

356. MTV?
Straight



Currently

357. What are you feeling?
Depression and back pain

358. Smelling?
Your crotch

359. Seeing?
That this survey isnt even half way done yet

360. Hearing?
Silence...I need to put some music on

361. Doing?
This survey, chatting, music

362. Who are you talking to online?
Jizz

363. On the phone?
I was on the phone with Josh

364. What room of the house are you in?
My room

365. Bored?
Obviously?

366. Do you look nice?
No, I look like shit

367. What are you wearing?
Shirt. Shorts.

368. Are you eating anything?
Im eyeing some doritos

369. Drinking anything?
Shasta

370. What's your heart rate?
Um

371. BMI?
I dont remember

372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
Feets

373. What are you wishing for?
Happiness

374. What are you worried about?
School

375. Sad about?
School and home sickness

376. Happy about?
Alexa and Seth are still my buddies

377. Angry about?
Certain friends of mine suck

378. Serious about?
That certain friens of mine suck

379. Laughing about?
Nothing

380. Talking about?
Nothing

381. Typing about?
This survey



Friends

382. Who are your friends?
They know who they are

383. Your best friends?
My kids

384. Who do you hang out with most?
Alesia and Cory

385. Who do you treat the best?
All my friends

386. Who treats you the best?
My kids

387. Do you even have friends?
I dont have many

388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
Because I told everyone I didnt want to see them today

389. Who's the funny one?
Alexa

390. The smart one?
Seth

391. The depressed one?
Well, it was Alesia, now I dont know

392. The punk?
Um

393. The goth?
Um, oh yeah, April fo sho

394. The prep?
Alesia

395. The jock?
Uhh

396. The outcast?
Codee

397. The stupid one?
JESSICA, GOSH

398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
Seth

399. The annoying one?
They all bug me sometimes

400. The hyper one?
I dunno

401. The oblivious one?
Kady

402. The romantic?
Myself

403. The pervert?
Alesia

404. The content one?
Cory now I suppose

405. The liar?
Im not friends with liars

406. The cheapskate?
Most my friends

407. The ominous one?
?

408. The disrespectful one?


409. The abusive one?
Mm...

410. The hot one?
I hate that term

411. The ugly one?
None of my friends are ugly, actually

412. The one that hates you?
Um, if they hate me I wouldnt know. Though I have a good guess.

413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
^

414. The back-up one?
Uh, I dont have 'back ups'. I treat everyone equal if theyre my friend.

415. The fighter?
Alexa

416. The lover?
April

417. The hippie?
Kady?

418. The druggie?
Seth

419. The alcoholic?
Alexa, because shes mexican

420. The one that's recovering?
I guess Seth since hes in rehab

421. The one that's in jail?
Nobody yet

422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
Cory, Seth

423. The one that's going to be executed?
I hope none of them

424. The most likely to be murdered?
^

425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
Mmm some of them already have

426. The most likely to stay there forever?
Alexa

427. The normal one?
Hah, none of my friends are normal

428. The conformist?
Alexa haha

429. The nonconformist?
Cory, both of them

430. The masochistic one?
Alesia or Seth

431. The sadistic one?
They all have a sadistic side

432. The weird one?
All

433. The musical one?
The boys

434. The artistic one?
Most

435. The perfect one?
Me

436. The literary genius?
Kady, considering she always used to correct me

437. The fugitive?
Meh

438. The juvenille delinquint?
Uh

439. The Jewish one?
JOSH!! Hahaha

440. The Christian one?
None of them

441. The Buddhist one?
Im not sure

442. The Muslim one?
None

443. The Hindu one?
None

444. The Catholic one?
Alexa. Because shes mexican. lol

445. The Wiccan one?
Meh

446. The atheist?
Alexa?

447. The agnostic?
Myself and most of my friends

448. The cutter?
Thats private

449. The anorexic one?
None

450. The bulimic one?
None, I dont hang out with idiots

451. The skinny one?
Seth and Alesia

452. The thin one?
...

453. The fat one?
Myself

454. The obese one?
Oh God Alesia is so obese

455. The Satanic one?
Seth



Have You Ever

456. Gone on a cruise?
Nope

457. Beaten someone up?
Hah...

458. Been beaten up?
Ugh

459. Bullied someone?
Sometimes

460. Been bullied?
Daily

461. Attempted suicide?
Yes

462. Attempted murder?
Yes...Hah yeah, that was pretty insane

463. Nearly died?
I dont knoooooooooow

464. Broken the law?
Many, many times

465. Stolen something?
Yes

466. Had an abortion?
Luckily I havnt had to go through that...yet

467. Known the president?
Um

468. Had an affair with the president?
Before there was Monica, there was Alisha

469. Met a famous person?
Yes

470. Gotten drunk?
Buzzed

471. Gotten so drunk you passed out?
No

472. Had masochistic sex?
I wish

473. Had an affair?
In a sense

474. Been out of the country?
No

475. Out of state?
Yes...

476. Out of your town?
Duh?

477. Written a poem?
Used to do that all the time

478. A story?
Yep

479. A novel?
Attempted, got bored

480. A song?
Yeah, I dont do it very well either

481. Gotten published?
Yes, local paper, no biggie

482. Written a love poem?
Yeah...

483. Story?


484. Novel?


485. Song?


486. Said that you hated the world?
Daily!

487. Finished school?
Um...Almost there -_-

488. Flunked a grade?
No, just ditched a grade

489. Flunked a test?
Who hasnt?

490. Flunked a subject?
A few times

491. Read a book for enjoyment?
Well yeah

492. Bungee jumped?
Never

493. Skydived?
Nooo

494. Danced?
Duh

495. Been to a dance?
Nope, never wanted to go

496. Suba dived?
No

497. Broken a bone?
Luckily no

498. Gotten a nose bleed?
Of course

499. Had an orgasm?
Yes

500. Suffered from psychosis?
No?

501. Wished you could get away with something?
Well yeah, like...Being invisible

502. Thought of killing someone?
Most of the time

503. Thought of killing yourself?
Yeah, and realized I cant because I cant hurt anyone like that. Ah, irony.

504. Saved someone's life?
Yes...Countless fucking times

505. Saved your own?
Ive had to. Nobody else was ever there.

506. Gone to the beach?
Yes

507. Gone fishing?
Yes

508. Gone to an island?
Mmm no

509. Died in a dream?
Possibly

510. Had a dream that came true?
Kind of

511. Kissed someone in the rain?
Some kiss -_-

512. Gotten pregnant?
Oh yeah, Im onto my fifth child

513. Eaten calamari?
No

514. Lobster?
Ewww

515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
All the time

516. Helped a stranger?
Too often

517. Kissed a stranger?
Yeah kinda

518. Hugged a stranger?
No

519. Had sex with a stranger?
Had sexual relations, not really sex

520. Found a lost wallet?
Nope

521. Felt bad about not returning it?


522. Been in a car accident?


523. Caused a car accident?


524. Driven over 100 mph?


525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?


526. Bitten someone?
Yesyesyes

527. Been bitten by someone?
Yesyesyes



Can You

528. Kiss your elbow?
No

529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
Not even close

530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
That I can do

531. Touch your toes?
Im not that fat, damnit

532. Give away money?
I do it all the time. But Im not Oprah so I dont get recognition.

533. Marry a family member?
Thats illegal, dipshit

534. Hire an assassin?
Um its possible

535. Get ahold of drugs?
Yes

536. Alcohol?
Not so much, dont want to anyway

537. Stay up all night?
Yes, doesnt mean I'll be happy about it

538. Stay up for 3 nights?
No

539. Finish this survey?
Im tryin man, Im tryin!

540. Swim?
Barely

541. Draw well?
Eh...Sure

542. Sing well?
Used to :/

543. Write well?
Used to...

544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
Ew no

545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
God no

546. Without milk?
Ughh Id throw up

547. Predict the future?
Yeah, by using a thing called Common Sense...OooOoOoOOOoo



Would You Ever

548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
Ive come close

549. A lover?
I have...

550. Give your life for a friend
Only for two of them

551. A lover?
Not anymore

552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
Ehhh I dont know

553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
No thanks

554. Sell yourself?
No, I know I wouldnt be worth a lot

555. Have cyber sex?
That shits so stupid

556. Real sex?
No

557. With who?


558. Lie to a friend?
I have

559. Lie to your parents?
Yes

560. Lie to a lover?
I hate to but I have. If I do get in a relationship, thenn...Yeah I better not do that anymore.

561. Steal from your parents?
No

562. Hug them in public?
I dont like to

563. Blow up your house?
Id be blowing up innocent people with it

564. Abuse someone?
Never

565. Use someone?
No, how the hell can I? Im always being used.

566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Nobody would do it



Would You Ever Be

567. A fireman?
No

568. Policeman?
No

569. Serial killer?
Depends

570. Doctor?
No

571. Surgeon?
No

572. Prostitute?
No

573. Playboy model?
Uh no

574. Writer?
If I improved

575. Artist?
If I could

576. Musician?
No

577. Assassin?
Possibly...Id rather be a sniper

578. Ninja?
I fucking hate ninjas

579. Soldier?
Fuck no

580. President?
Yes

581. Darth Vader?
Sure why not

582. Pilot?
No way

583. Mortician?
Ewwwww feces

584. Forensic scientist?
No, too much math

585. Detective?
No

586. Lawyer?
Yes

587. Drug-dealer?
No, Im not stupid

588. Pirate?
No

589. Box-carrier?
Um

590. Store clerk?
Eh, gotta make money somehow

591. Banker?
No

592. Criminal?
Possibly

593. Target?
That would kind of suck

594. Professional wrestler?
Haha sure

595. Tennis player?
No

596. Rapper?
Hell nah nig

597. Country singer?
Heck no

598. Pop star?
Omigosh totally

599. Actor?
Yes!

600. Plastic surgeon?
Ewww no thats the worse kind



Why

601. Is the sky blue?
Dude, I know why but Im not going to sit here and explain it

602. Is the world round?
Gravity from the core of the earth pulls in particles and because the gravitational force is greater than the weight of the particles, It forms a sphere

603. Is the world unfair?
Because the people in it suck

604. Are most people selfish?
Because theyre smart

605. Impolite?
Because they were brought up incorrectly

606. Disrespectful?
^

607. Conforming?
Most people fear lonliness

608. Are there religions?
Because it gives people answers and some lifes meaning

609. Theories?
Um

610. Opinions?
Because we have a brain

611. Are humans so intelligent?
We're not. We just evolved first.

612. Do we need air?
Because we have lungs

613. Do we age?
To die

614. Do we die?
Because we age

615. Can't pigs fly?
This is stupid

616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Because its damn good?

617. Swiss?
This one Im unsure of

618. American?
Because America needs to feel special

619. Are you taking this?
Because I had this saved and I have the time today, since Im avoiding everyone



When Was The Last Time

620. You brushed your teeth?
Around questions 167 and 169

621. Took a shower?
Yesterday

622. Ate?
Mmm 5ish?

623. Drank?
Ten seconds ago

624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
A couple months ago

625. Took a pill?
Few days ago

626. Got your haircut?
Its been some time

627. You got your photograph taken?
Couple days ago

628. You got caught doing something bad?
Uh

629. Had amazing sex?
Oh like between questions 409 and 480, duh

630. Dyed your hair?
Long time ago

631. Hurt someone physically?
Hm couple months ago

632. Hurt someone emotionally?
I dont know, most people dont tell me

633. Did your homework?
Today

634. Hung out with your friends?
Yesterday

635. Got drunk?


636. Threw up?
Its been like a little less than a year

637. Said: bye, text me?
Never

638. Took a survey?
Hmmm neverr

639. Won a contest?
-_-

640. Went out on a date?
Valentines Day

641. Had a strong sexual drive?
When I was 13


Word Association

642. Bed
Sleep

643. Curtains
White

644. Lights
Skin

645. Music
Blue October

646. Candles
Scented

647. Closet
Homosexual

648. Door
Enter

649. Window
Sun

650. Onomotapoeia
Hm

651. Dog
Husky

652. Cat
Friskie

653. Egypt
LET MY PEOPLE GO

654. Corey
Why is there an "E" there? That always bothers me...

655. Mirror
Ugly

656. Case
Closet

657. Cage
Animal

658. Cave
Wet

659. Nutella
Nuts?

660. Bird
Wings

661. Bear
Fangs

662. Death
*sigh*

663. Life
Sucks

664. White
Snow

665. Black
People

666. Personality
Good?

667. Pickle
Ew

668. Dilemna
Drama

669. Love
Pain

670. Liberal
Politics

671. Conservative
Hm

672. Ball
Base

673. Moderate
Medium

674. Inept
EPT



Odd Questions

675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
...I never thought to look. I think pink.

676. Your foot?
Well, one foot is normal, the other one looks like its splashed in red paint

677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
Em no?

678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
...Oh yeah...All the time...

679. Do you chew on your homework?
Why would I?

680. Pencils?
Mechanical

681. Do you read the dictionary?
Used to

682. Encyclopedia?
Not really. Kady always did and that drove me insane.

683. Atlas?
Nope

684. Road map?
Definitely not

685. Do you memorize random facts?
I try to

686. Do you stalk anyone?
Not anymore

687. Does anyone stalk you?
If they did, why would I know?

688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
Mmm no

689. Do you dust your lawn?
Havnt

690. Do you collect dust?
Yeah, mold too

691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
Because you sweat

692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
No

693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
No

694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
From time to time, I hate to though

695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
Whats there to hate, eh?

696. Mexicans?
Well, Illegal ones

697. Americans?
Most of them

698. The French?
Nope

699. The English?
Nah, theyre cute

700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
No

701. Have you ever shot someone?
Heh, paintball guns

702. Something?
Yeah, used to take my rifle out to shoot all the time

703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Um enough

704. Jeans?
None

705. What ring size are you?
Hm Im unsure

706. Belt size?
Dunno, Dont wear em

707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
...A cyst

708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
No

709. Do you eat a lot?
I tend to

710. Do you get excited over cameras?
What, like buying them? Yeah?

711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
No, but you do

712. Poison?
Again, you do

713. Knives?
People tend to think so considering I have more than most kids my age do

714. Cheese?
Used to

715. Penguins?
I hate those bastards

716. Bald people?
You. Do.

717. Scrawny African children?
Dude...

718. Midgets?
Nah

719. Pirates?
Nope

720. Corny jokes?
Not so much

721. Are you a virgin?
No

722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
Thank God Im not

723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
Mmm no

724. Do you bite yourself?
If I need to scream

725. Cut yourself?
Thats private

726. Do you get cold sores often?
No

727. Do you have a cold right now?
Not that Im aware of

728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
Used to

729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
No not really

730. Do you have a twitching problem?
Yes

731. Are you homicidal?
No

732. What do you do on the computer?
Myspace, backgammon

733. Anything your parents should know about?
Haha nah

734. Are you happy with your life?
No

735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
Yeah, they use everything my life has to offer for their personal gain

736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
Sure?

737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
Yes

738. How big is the universe?
Mmm could be bigger

739. What's the logic behind your answer?
Well, Im sure the universe could have a few more planets and whatnot

740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
8ish

741. What do you dream about?
Weird...Weird stuff...

742. Anything your parents should know about?
God no

743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
No

744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
...

745. Do you have AIM?
Yes, EffingAlisha

746. MSN?
Yes, EffingAlisha@hotmail.com

747. YIM?
Yes, EffingAlisha@yahoo.com
Sense a pattern?

748. A Neopets account?
Um no

749. A Vampirefreaks account?
No

750. A Quizilla account?
Somewhere

751. A Bzoink account?
Nah

752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
No, I flee

753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?


754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
No, if I did I would pee my pants

755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
Um no

756. Doesn't breathe?
Whats there to be scared of in that case?

757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Obviously

758. What?
Spiders

759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
Eh, theyre all just peachy

760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
Yeah

761. Do you have a life?
Technically, yes

762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
No

763. A webcam?
No

764. A scanner?
Yeah

765. A printer?
Yeah, but its not hooked up

766. A cordless mouse?
No, just balless

767. Does your mouse light up?
Yes

768. Are you scared of mice?
No

769. What kind of computer do you have?
Some home made thing that Jordon left

770. Were you ever physically abused?
Yeah

771. Verbally?
Countless times

772. Sexually?
No

773. Do you wish you were a fish?
Well, now that you mention it

774. A cat?
A pampered house cat

775. A dog?
A pampered one

776. Do you have a cell phone?
Yep

777. What kind is it?
The cheapest phone you could come across

778. Do you weasel out of things?
Uh

779. Do your teachers like you?
Not so much

780. Do your parents like you?
So Im told

781. Do your siblings like you?


782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
I like to think so

783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
Hmm I dont know, let me ask

784. Do you enjoy school?
No, I didnt have a tail

785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
A mix

786. Do you sleep in a bed?
No, on the couch

787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
Hmmm have yet

788. Are you a packrat?
No, I just cant throw shit away or else OTHER people will be upset

789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
Just html

790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
No

791. Do you shy away from social situations?
Usually

792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
No

793. Are you at least attracted to them?
Np

794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
Eh, nothing fantastic

795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
No

796. Do you label other people?
I tend to, but not like that changes anything

797. Are you proud?
Eh, I have some pride

798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
Yeah



How Bad Can I Make You Look

799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
Nope

800. Do you wet the bed?
No

801. What age did you stop?
Im not sure

802. Is that age older than you are now?
Ummm no

803. Do you lie a lot?
Yes

804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
From time to time

805. Brush your hair?
Yeah

806. Do you use deoderant?
Often

807. Do you masturbate?
I can honestly say I dont

808. How often?


809. Are you an alcoholic?
No

810. A druggie?
If you consider weed a drug

811. Do you drink illegally?
When I do drink, it is illegal

812. Do you wear underwear?
Not usually

813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
When I do wear it

814. Are you a coward?
Yes, but Im too prideful to let myself run from anything

815. A loser?
Yes

816. An idiot?
Sometimes

817. Do you chatspeak?
No

818. Are you a bad friend?
Im the best fucking friend you could ever have, Thats not sarcasm or concietedness either, its fact

819. Are you untrustworthy?
No

820. Unreliable?
No

821. Do you pick your nose?
Yep

822. Are you imperfect?
Completely

823. Do you think you are perfect?
I joke and say I am

824. Ugly?
Yes

825. Do you have bad hair?
It could be better

826. A big nose?
Yes, but I'll get a nose job later in life

827. Are you shallow?
No

828. Greedy?
No

829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
No, who do you think I am?

830. Do you have any talents?
No

831. Do you burp often?
Yea, quite

832. Are you good at it?
For sure

833. Are you impolite?
Yeah

834. Disrespectful?
Not usually

835. Sadistic?
Eh, I can be

836. Are you a pansy?
I can be

837. Are you a conformist?
I happen to like a couple trendy things, but what seperates me from the others is that I dont care if its trendy or not

838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
Not all of it, haha

839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
Not every band, just most of them

840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
Nope

841. Do you have buck teeth?
I would if they were straight

842. Acne?
Yep

843. Mental illnesses?
Thankfully, no

844. Are you fake?
No, go ahead, touch me, see for yourself

845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
I wear cover up from time to time and I love hair dye, but my breasts dont need a push up bra, thank you. Though I guess I could use shoe lifts.

846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
Nope.

847. Does your breath smell?
I hope not, not like it matters

848. Do you have a strong body odor?
Well sometimes, but the funny thing is, its a smell that isnt like...bad.

849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
Mmm no

850. Do you have bad teeth?
Yes

851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?
Yes

852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
Nah, Im not into that

853. Are you overweight?
Yes

854. Are you lying?
Is that something to be proud of?

855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an ’athletic' body build and slightly overweight?
Um yeah. And I know Im above 'slightly overweight' thanks.

856. Are you anorexic?
No

857. Bulimic?
No, asshole

858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No

859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No

860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
I would never, NEVER, get a tramp stamp

861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?


862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?


863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No

864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
Well, if I stop moving my legs, possibly

865. Are you a wannabe?
Um, am I?

866. Do you get bad grades?
Not usually

867. What's your IQ level?
Average

868. Are you a bad guesser?
Not when I put my mind to it

869. Are you slow?
Yes

870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
Haha no, I realize this and I accept it

871. Are you bad at reading people?
No, I just choose to hate everyone

872. Are you too nice for your own good?
Mmm...

873. Do you have a lot of friends?
No

874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?
No

875. Do you give in easily?
Yes, because Im here to please

876. Are you stubborn?
Very

877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
lol yes I did, what do you know

878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
Ha, no. I admit Im slow.

879. Are you annoying?
Yes

880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
Oh I do

881. Are you a necrophiliac?
No, sorry

882. Are you incestual?
No, sorry

883. Is your room messy?
You wouldnt guess a girl lived in it

884. Do you make fun of other people?
Daily

885. Do you respect your body?
Hahahahahahaha

886. Are you arrogant?
No?

887. Do you have low self-esteem?
Mmm kinda

888. Are you unique?
No

889. Are your hands clammy?
Not right now

890. Are you short?
Sadly

891. Are you freakishly tall?
I wish!

892. Do you like Simple Plan?
No



Beliefs

893. Do you believe in God?
Yes

894. Do you believe in magic?
No

895. True love?
Yea, sure

896. Heaven?
Im unsure

897. Hell?
I think theres Karma in life, so why be punished in the after life [unless Karma didnt get to you in time]?

898. Satan?
Yin and yang I suppose

899. The Lord and Lady?
Meh?

900. The Goddess?
Just one?

901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
No, I dont consider them Gods, I consider them spirits

902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
No

903. Are you an atheist?
No

904. Agnostic?
Yes

905. Do you believe in fairies?
No

906. Dragons?
Theyve been proven

907. Unicorns?
No

908. Gollums?
No

909. Santa?
Used to

910. The Easter Bunny?
I never understoof the Easter Bunny

911. The Tooth Fairy?
Actually, kind of

912. Pixies?
No

913. Phoenixes?
No

914. Elves?
No

915. Dwarves?
Well duh

916. Mermaids?
Sea Cows

917. Karma?
Yes

918. Immortality?
No

919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
No

920. Mayan Gods?
No

921. Incan Gods?
No

922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
...I dont know

923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
I DONT KNOW >< Why do you think Im agnostic??

924. Do you believe in parallel universes?


925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?


926. Do you believe in Eternity?
No, nothing lasts forever

927. Do you believe in evolution?
Yes

928. Do you believe in life after death?
Yes

929. What happens to us after we die?
I'll let you know someday

930. Do you believe in superheroes?
No

931. Super villains?
No

932. Do you believe in Fate?
Yes

933. That everything has a purpose?
Yes, for sure, thats what half my life is based on

934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
No

935. Sex?
Fuck no

936. Love?
Hah, I wish

937. Success?
Yes

938. Making yourself happy?
No

939. Making others happy?
It must

940. Religion?
For some

941. Politics?
No

942. Do you believe in miracles?
Yes, small ones. Doesnt stop me from requesting big ones.

943. Angels?
Good spirits

944. Demons?
Bad spirits

945. Ghosts?
Yes

946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
Yes, thats backed my science and hippies

947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
Yea...

948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
I am about as selfless as it gets

949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
Well, depends

950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
No not always

951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
Yes


This Or That

952. Pie or cake?
Cake I guess

953. Pie or 3.14159...?
Pie

954. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate

955. Black or white?
Black...Because Im so goth

956. Ceiling or floor?
Floor?

957. Couch or bed?
Couch

958. Cough or sneeze?
Sneeze maybe

959. On or off?
Depends?

960. Closed or open?
Closed

961. Brush or comb?
Brush

962. Long or short?
Long

963. Big or small?
Depends?

964. Wet or dry?
Wet

965. Under or over?
Under

966. Top or bottom?
Eh

967. Fly or fall?
Well, if you fall, for a moment you will fly

968. Smile or frown?
Smile...so long as its real

969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
Joy...

970. Hot or cold?
Cold

971. Warm or cool?
Warm

972. Rough or smooth?
Hmm depends

973. Cat or dog?
Cat. Im a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance...........

974. Snake or bird?
Snake

975. Shark or T-Rex?
Um T Rex

976. Past or present?
Present

977. Science fiction or fantasy?
Neither

978. Dull or sharp?
Sharp

979. Live forever or die young?
Die young

980. Books or television?
Tv, sorry

981. Jump or skip?
Skip, gets you there faster

982. Fast or slow?
Slow

983. Run or walk?
Walk

984. Guy or girl?
Girl

985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney

986. Belle or Jasmine?
Jasmine. Belle pisses me off.

987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
Both suck

988. Food or friends?
Friends. Theyll feed me, haha.

989. Colors or black and white?
Color

990. Cute or pretty?
Pretty

991. Good or evil?
Good

992. Fruits or vegetables?
Veggies

993. Milk or juice?
Milk

994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
Neither

995. Beer or wine?
Wine, definitally

996. Movies or cartoons?
Cartoons

997. Pillow or blanket?
Blanket, if need be that could become a pillow

998. Moon or stars?
Stars

999. Sky or sea?
Sea

1000. Explode or implode?
Implode, theres no way of coming back then

I havnt written since...Last year. Hm.

Well, I havnt been doing photography until recently. I hadnt a model out here in Idaho. But luckily, my gorgeous friend Alesia is willing to model. Yay.

No, shes not like the others. She actually reliable.

I have my new camera!
Its amazing. Beautiful, really.

Tomarrow im going to take it for a test run.
Jordon is going to be my first model.

And sometime next week im going to have another photo shoot with this girl named Sara.
Im excited!

You all should be too!